Score: 10

"Whoa, man."

submission: The Ultimate Showdown

date: January 8, 2006

I must say, I've never seen anything quite like this. Haha, well... yes I have. But only because I've watched this so much since I first discovered it. This thing's hilarious!
Don't get me wrong, 'cause I love Batman, but something about his head being crushed by Chuck Norris's thighs makes me laugh. Maybe I'm just morbid.
Anyway, I salute you for this marvelously weird ultimate showdown.
...And yes, I downloaded the song soon after watching.

Score: 8

"Not bad."

submission: Yet Another Day

date: October 8, 2005

Geez, that last reviewer was kinda harsh, even if a few of the things that they said were true.
Yup, this isn't really all that different from all the other anime-style flash you see kickin' around this site, but you still cannot deny the skill, time and effort that went into it, and for that I commend you.
I didn't really find it overly humorous, though that part with the IMing jerk was pretty funny, as it reminded me a few situations I've been in. What I mainly liked about it was that it was, as the title says, yet another day. We all have our routines, obligations and dreams, yet so very little time to do them in.
Anyway, enough of my rambling. Good job.

Score: 9

"Well..."

submission: 8-Bitch5: EvilOnTheAttack

date: January 26, 2005

I'm an 8-Bit Theater fan and, to hazard a guess, I'm willing to bet that most of your more... offensive... reviews come from other fans who are, sadly, greatly misguided and are loyal to 8-Bit to a degree of near fanaticism. They probably think you're making fun of the source material (the comics) rather than the multitude of other webcomics, flashes, etc. that are just copies of the original. I can't even count how many times I've seen situations where somebody finds a formula that works, and then everybody else tries to cash in. I commend you for sticking it to them.
As for the movie itself: Graphics? Got nothin' against sprites and the actual drawings were pretty good, so you get 9. Style and sound suffer from the extreme randomness and terrible voice acting (which was intentional, so what do I know?). Interactivity: the play button! And for humour and the overall, well, you got your point across and watching them all screw up their lines and run around like chickens with their heads cut off was pretty funny. Good job, pal.

Score: 10

"It's me again!"

submission: Passion Of The Zombies

date: November 27, 2004

Yup, I'm probably gonna review every one of these movies that I come across and, like this one, I'm probably going to have nothin' but praise for them. Now, I could be biased, but I still gotta say that this was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. The whole way they rationalized the decision is, oddly, the way I usually go about it. Germaine had a good point, though... it's probably not wise to piss off Jesus.

Score: 8

"Heheh."

submission: Alfred Pokingstick

date: November 19, 2004

That was completely foolish, and hilariously so! I had no idea cavemen were kung-fu fighting... or that they had guns. Ah well, you learn something new every day, right?

Score: 10

"Haunting."

submission: The Banshee

date: October 30, 2004

Very haunting. It sent a shiver down my spine as I watched, especially during the banshee's cry. I can honestly say I loved this submission, as I do nearly anything involving the supernatural.
The fact that I believe I have heard the legend of th banshee before only made me love it even more.

Score: 10

"It'd be cool to have a toaster like that..."

submission: Amityville Toaster

date: October 30, 2004

But that's besides the point. As always, great work, I've been a fan for awhile now and this is one of the best. (Also, I've noticed there hasn't been as many, um... offensive, reviews left for illwill's work lately as there used to be. It's nice to see people using constructive criticism for a change).
"Ooh, toasted human hand!"

Score: 9

"I like big butts and i cannot lie..."

submission: The Jiggly Butt

date: October 22, 2004

Sorry, just had to add in that stupid little joke. Well, as usual, the artwork's great and I thought that the whole thing was pretty funny (but it certainly seems that Foamy was none too pleased with the script). The whole burping bit at the end sorta reminded me of Gas-E-Pop, so now I have to go see that one again. One thing I noticed about this, though... it seems as if Foamy has finally driven Germaine insane. -.-'

Score: 9

"Baaa..."

submission: Baa Baa Imperial Sheep

date: October 22, 2004

Out of all the Star Wars parodies on the site (including 'Darth Vulgar') this has gotta be the wierdest. But, the thing is, wierd is a good thing in this case. It brought a chuckle to my day!

Score: 9

"Wow, that was random."

submission: Dad's Home

date: October 13, 2004

Random and hilarious! I just sat there, gaping wide-eyed and slack-jawed at the screen. First thought that went through my mind was 'What in the name of all that's good and holy was that?'. Second was 'I dunno, but I sure as hell loved it!'.
And yeah, what was up with the spontaneous combustion of his scalp?